MAN ON FIRE

There really isn't a caption neccessary, is there?

While I find it hard to believe that it's 11 in the morning, bottom line is Kyle Orton has it figured out. He doesn't give a shit.

Not giving a shit is so critical in life. And by "life" we mean "Scum Bunching."

Orton is an NFL quarterback. Yet here he is Cougarizing, chasing glugs of Jack with a can of Coke, as well as scoring a cheap side-boob feel with his right thumb.

The beard sucks though.

Here's the entire blog item from Deadspin (including a bonus picture).