KNOW YOUR SCUM BUNCH BRETHREN

Is there such a thing as too much Scum Bunching? The answer, unfortunately, is yes. Bob Crane was proof of that. Now, should you ever, ever, allow yourself to believe this? Hell no. Certainly not when Scum Bunching your ass off at a place like Shenanigans.


Solid frat. Everybody get their muthafuckin' Bunch on, what?!?


Here is Bobby Jenks at Reserve. You can tell by the hand placement that Jenks is an old-tyme Buncher, who believes in old-tyme Bunch values like closing deals early and potentially multiple times in one night. This picture was provided by the ladies at On the DL, who have kindly posted a link to our sister blogs CUBDUMB and Hot Pipes Online.

SCUM BUNCH MOVE OF THE WEEK

One of your pledge brothers was going home alone last Sunday morning when he decided to make scumthing happen. He woke a girl up around 3:51am and made her walk over to his place, then texted the news to me after his successful Bunch move. Excellent work.

NON SCUM BUNCH MOVE OF THE WEEK

Whining. Another one of your pledge brothers (take a wild guess who) said this to me over the phone: "You know what's hilarious, I'm the biggest ass man out of all of our friends and I'm not even an official Scum Bunch member yet."

Bitching about your position in the Bunch only hurts you. Remember this.